basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via lovemesomellammas)

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

image

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thedailydingo411:

Summer in TX

thedailydingo411:

Summer in TX

(via sneakyseabear)

thebigbearcave:

evoroil:

thebigbearcave:

Toph Tuesday!

*STAMP OF APPROVAL*

Toph is approved! Royal House Bei Fong, Lord of Melons, Ruler of Earth, Supreme Metalbender, Team Avatar, titles titles

(via sneakyseabear)

If you stole a kiss…how would you return it?

(Source: majiinboo, via kurivolt)

heavywavery:

coachcrewneck:

stacksbreadup:

thisiselliz:

:/

Soulja nooooooooooo

This the new hunnid

arts n crafts

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via barebackinq)

threadsinthistapestry:

Old Spice what the fuck

(Source: inthelightinthesound, via arrendajoazul)

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(via arrendajoazul)

rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via weepingdildo)

contraception:

ok but for real I look like an angel now

contraception:

ok but for real I look like an angel now

(via my-dick-in-ur-mouth)

(Source: xylark, via weepingdildo)

gabtheairbag:

my boyfriends pretty hot eh?

gabtheairbag:

my boyfriends pretty hot eh?

(via my-dick-in-ur-mouth)