curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

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sir-hathaway:

People who try to go directly from August to Christmas and completely attempt to ignore Halloween and October as a whole are people you do not want to associate with.

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friends + dirty jokes.

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emojustinyoung:

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it

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katwaterflame:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy

Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.

Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 

Reblogging purely or that comment. Bill Nye is amazing.

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landonfromlondon:

I Killed My Mother (Xavier Dolan, 2009)

this line literally broke my heart when I watched this film. I feel like it describes a mother’s love perfectly. Despite how awful he was to her, her love for him was unconditional and undying. It was just perfect to watch. He said the line and when she stopped and let it sink in, he got annoyed and just walked off. It was when he was walking away she said softly “i’d die tomorrow,” and you could just see the heartbreak. 

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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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Water | Earth | Fire | Air

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gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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